Texas enters the 19th century (finally)

Texas has finally entered the developing world of the modern age. We are finally executing over on man every month. We finally let anyone who has a “license to kill” to carry guns in the open. We finally are winning the Mexican War–after defeating Santa Ana–and sealing the border. We finally have a Christian Senator. And so on. We have finally reached the status of a Third World Nation. If we keep trying, we can perhaps reach the 20th century in a few decades. And then? Who knows how we can advance?

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